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Greetings, featherless bipeds! Coocoo here, your humble, discerning, and increasingly frustrated avian observer of this magnificent, maddening metropolis called London. For decades, I, along with my esteemed flock, have reigned supreme over Trafalgar Square, a veritable feathered aristocracy. We’ve seen empires rise and fall, fashion trends come and go, and countless tourists attempt to take

Greetings, featherless bipeds! My name is Coocoo, and I am, or rather, was, a connoisseur of the finer things in London life. My days were a symphony of discerning discarded chips, artfully dodging double-deckers, and, most importantly, orchestrating the acquisition of those glorious, crinkly green rectangles and shimmering metallic discs you humans so carelessly shed.